1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6)

  2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

  3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island.  If you don't have

ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne, age 7)

  4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily

Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

  5) - A dolphin breaths through an ass hole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

  6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots

and comes back with crabs.(Millie, age 6)

  7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the

ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come.

My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.(William, age 7)

  8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I

like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?  Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

  9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always

crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think

what to write. (Amy, age 6)

  10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.  Electric eels can give you a shock.

They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug

themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

  11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my

willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

  12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.  Divers can't

go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

  13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was

going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.

(Julie, age 7)

  14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I

don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

  15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What

he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)

Uite si o varianta Ro.

Ce este rascoala?
Rascoala inseamna cand parintii nostri nu gasesc bani si atunci rascolesc ca sa gaseasca. (8 ani)

Ce este economia?
Economie inseamna sa nu mai cheltuim din salariu, ca sa-l punem la banca. Cheltuim numai din ciubucul pe care ni-l da seful. (7 ani)

Ce sunt amprentele?
Amprentele e cand punem mana pe o clanta si raman degetele acolo si le gaseste politia. (8 ani)

Ce este sufletul?
Suflet e cand iti pune mama prajituri pe farfurie si ii lasi prajituri si lu’ ala micu’. (8 ani)

Ce este respectul?
Respect inseamna sa te scoli si sa stea babele pe scaun. (9 ani)

Ce inseamna cuvantul modern?
Modern e cand vezi ceva frumos si e scump si n-ai bani. (7 ani)

Cum se inteleg pasarile sau animalele intre ele, daca noi, oamenii, vorbim si de multe ori nu ne intelegem?
Pasarile sau animalele vin unele langa altele si vorbesc in soapta si noua ne spune numai "miau".
Pestii se inteleg intre ei ca fac anumite borborosoase, cu gura, si se inteleg. (8 ani)
Pestii se inteleg prin semne, mama lor ii invata alfabetul de aripioare. (8 ani)

Ce sunt somnambulii?
Somnambulii sunt oameni care au fost in alte tari si au mancat carne de animale, care se cocoata peste tot si nu cad deloc. (11 ani)
Somnambulii nu cad de pe acoperis, ca au boala simtului. (7 ani)
Somnambulii au o boala, care nu-i lasa sa cada de pe acoperis. Microbii astia le da echilibru. Cand somnambulii vin intr-o parte, microbii fug in cealalta parte si asa mereu. (13 ani)

La ce foloseste steagul?
Steagul foloseste, ca atunci cand veneau turcii peste noi, ei nu stiau peste ce tara veneau si atunci noi le aratam steagul si dupa aia ei stiau. (7 ani)

Ce sunt lacrimile?
Lacrimile sunt facute din mare, de-aia sunt ele sarate. (7 ani)
Lacrimile sunt, cand creierul da un moment de gandire, el transpira si transpiratia iese prin ochi. (11 ani)

Ce este injectia?
Injectia foloseste ca sa moara microbii. Serul ala are in el otrava de microbi. Serul se duce la tot roiul de microbi, ei zic ca aia e carne si mananca si moare. (8 ani)
Lichidul la injectie e otravicios, ca sa-i omoare pe microbi. (6 ani)
Ii baga injectia la popou si la om si la microb si pe el il omoara, ca e mai mic. (7 ani)

Ce este acela un minister?
Minister inseamna cand scrie ceva si se duce la alt om si omul asa il trimite la alt om. (8 ani)

Ce este ministrul?
Ministru e un om care sta pe scaun si le spune la altii sa faca cerere. (7 ani)

Ce este arta?
Arta inseamna mileuri nationale, cani nationale si care nu poti sa le reprosezi nimica. (8 ani)

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"What nerv's me also destroy me!"

Leona:

 Ce este respectul?
Respect inseamna sa te scoli si sa stea babele pe scaun. (9 ani)

Ce sunt somnambulii?
Somnambulii sunt oameni care au fost in alte tari si au mancat carne de animale, care se cocoata peste tot si nu cad deloc. (11 ani)
Somnambulii nu cad de pe acoperis, ca au boala simtului. (7 ani)
Somnambulii au o boala, care nu-i lasa sa cada de pe acoperis. Microbii astia le da echilibru. Cand somnambulii vin intr-o parte, microbii fug in cealalta parte si asa mereu. (13 ani)

La ce foloseste steagul?
Steagul foloseste, ca atunci cand veneau turcii peste noi, ei nu stiau peste ce tara veneau si atunci noi le aratam steagul si dupa aia ei stiau. (7 ani)

Ce este injectia?
Injectia foloseste ca sa moara microbii. Serul ala are in el otrava de microbi. Serul se duce la tot roiul de microbi, ei zic ca aia e carne si mananca si moare. (8 ani)
Lichidul la injectie e otravicios, ca sa-i omoare pe microbi. (6 ani)
Ii baga injectia la popou si la om si la microb si pe el il omoara, ca e mai mic. (7 ani)

Tari de tot

Leona:

Ce este sufletul?
Suflet e cand iti pune mama prajituri pe farfurie si ii lasi prajituri si lu’ ala micu’. (8 ani)

 Asta-i tare scumpa.

 

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"If [man] is not to stifle his human feelings, he must practise kindness towards animals, for he who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals."
Immanuel Kant

Prism:

 

  2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

  se aplica si la `barbati`

  15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What

he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)

 ....sinceritate debordanta
 

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Ho sentito un vuoto dentro di me ed un senso di paura mentre il buio delle nuvole era ancora intorno a me.
Poi all'improvviso, sotto di me, un'oceano di luci:cosi tante in una volta sola,non le avevo viste mai:
La Citta degli Angeli

Justinia:

  2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

  se aplica si la `barbati` 

Se mai cheama giuvaere, cojones...dar nu toti barbatii le folosesc

Justinia:

  15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What

he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)

 ....sinceritate debordanta

..sau mintea marinarului de pe urma